President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner.
OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
this shit was brutal
If he wasn’t the President he would make a killer stand-up comedian
Look at that last gif amd that huge fucking grin he is just so pleased with himself
Orange is the new black I’m trying to stop myself from dying at work
#IT’S A HOGWARTS AU WHERE EVERYONE HAS TO TAKE MUGGLE STUDIES FIRST YEAR TO LEARN ABOUT ACCEPTANCE AND SOMETIMES THEY TAKE BREAKS AND COLOR AND STUFF AND DRACO IS /BORED/ BECAUSE THEY DON’T MOVE AND WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS A /CRAYOLA/? AND THEN HE DRAWS HIS FAMILY EXCEPT THEY ALL KIND OF LOOK LIKE BLOND BOBS AND SOMEONE (HARRY) TELLS HIM THAT HE’S NOT COLORING INSIDE HIS LINES CORRECTLY AND DRACO GLARES AT HIM AND SAYS THAT ACTUALLY /SCARFACE/ HE DOES NOT TAKE /ORDERS/ FROM /LINES/ AND HARRY SAYS ‘BUT THAT’S THE RULE’ AND DRACO SNEERS /JUST WAIT TIL MY FATHER HEARS ABOUT THIS THEN WE’LL SEE HOW IMPORTANT YOUR BLOODY LINES ARE/
#picturing little draco imperiously shouting WHAT IS A CRAYOLA and harry quickly is like crayola’s terrible here use roseart instead and dean thomas hides a grin and draco throws his box of crayons at harry’s head and says DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO but he picks up a roseart crayon because it’s time to get started on his pièce de résistance which he calls ‘die potter die’ and features no less than seventeen ways in which he’d like harry to meet his end one of which involves hary tripping over his own feet into a vat of acid except roseart is shit everyone knows that WHAT IS THIS draco howls indignantly PROFESSOR POTTER IS TRYING TO SABOTAGE MY MASTERPIECE TELL HIM TO GIVE ME THE CRAYOLA and harry’s like fine malfoy look we can share and draco’s like I DON’T THINK SO POTTER YOU’VE ALREADY TRIED TO SABOTAGE ME ONCE I CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR DEVILISH WILES
#THE POTTER CHILD IS EVERYTHING YOU SAID HE WOULD BE AND WORSE FATHER WAX CRAYONS I TELL YOU HE WOULD HAVE ME USE WAX CRAYONS IT’S UNTHINKABLE FATHER IT’S POSITIVELY UNACCEPTABLE DON’T YOU THINK #draco writes violently on a sheet of purple construction paper #lucius weeps when he reads it then sits in his study looking consumptive and tragic until narcissa brings him a stiff drink
The stuff I’m doing with my kids during my internship is like, quite risky. Like it’s the kind of stuff that might be awesome and it might be awful. So far it’s been going really well but it’s making for very interesting reports for the university. They are all like “I intend to do this thing. Option A is that it goes really well. Option B is that it’s a complete disaster, here is my boring back up plan in case option B comes to pass.”
And my follow ups are like “dun worry, it’s k.”
This has been a post brought on by my being very tired and also proud of myself.
I’m letting my grade 10s pick their own projects for the unit we are doing now that income earning is over. I am sure it is going to be a lot of work, but I also think it will be very rewarding and have excellent results. Today went REALLY well
It’s past my bedtime! Someone send help I’ve turned into an old lady!
Four days until I get to see boyfriend again for Thanksgiving weekend (Sorry, Americans. Get over it!) and I’m a very excited girl. First, I have to survive my first week of Full Time teaching… Wish me luck, everyone, because 4 classes is seeming like a lot of work.
On a more positive note again I am really excited for my unit, even though it is going to be a lot of work! Now to plan like the wind.
P. S. math-girl I will post more about my most recent Income Earning unit soon. I just need to survive the week first!