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When having a beard, “there is a fine line between looking ‘handsome’ and looking ‘homeless’.”

asongofmaplesyrupandpoutine:

On a beard scare from Hugh Jackman to Tom Hanks in Castaway, where Gandalf is the centre, how does your beard make you look?

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Dear boyfriend, just don’t grow a beard and all will be well. Love, girlfriend.

hannigrahmy:

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

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it’s Steph… 

(Source: hammerlock)

marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

(Source: bluedogeyes)

Because those white things they paint on the ground are florescent so when you turn on your headlights they glow in the dark… maybe that’s why? :P 

Because those white things they paint on the ground are florescent so when you turn on your headlights they glow in the dark… maybe that’s why? :P 

This is really cool.

chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

ghost-anus:

angryblackman:

anarkitti:

BEYONCE IS NOT A FEMINIST ICON

B E Y O N C E = NOT FEMINIST ICON

beyonce isn’t a FUCKING FEMINIST ICON BECAUSE SHE WROTE A SONG ABOUT GRINDING ON JAYZS DICK

STOP

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This just in: consensual sex with your husband destroys your status as a feminist

I have a new theory about why the Titanic sunk, there were no “iceberg crossing” signs put up anywhere in the North Atlantic. Thanks, Obama.

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