Lady Olenna: look everyone's a little bit gay
Tywin: no they fucking aren't
Lady Olenna: well maybe not at Incesterly Rock they're not
If Jon Snow and Harry Potter ever met
Jon Snow: You have your mother's eyes.
Harry Potter: You must be Ned Stark's bastard.
Hello homeland. Now what?
So I graduated yesterday. . .
My degree title is super long and uninteresting and the degree itself is all in Latin because it is so i can’t even tell if it says anything useful! It could just say “this person is a schmuck!” Anyways, headed back to the home town tomorrow and starting work soon after.
three dollar cactus: exceptumbridgecankickyoass:... →
exceptumbridgecankickyoass: seeminglydeepstatement: somefantasticallies: vivalatrench: mrsugarpink: rapewhistled: followmehome: It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig. It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf. It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow. It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal… its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…
evanesco-whispers: My talents include quoting all 20 hours of the Harry Potter movies.
FOUND: Missing Child in Indianapolis Area
meowth812: Please reblog. According to several sites, she was found Sunday night. This is one of them: http://www.theindychannel.com/news/local-news/search-for-missing-indianapolis-10-year-old-girl-tatyana-staten-enters-3rd-day Everything sounds like an untrustworthy source when it comes out of Indianapolis because it’s called Indy something or other. But I think this is a legit site...
I Finally Finished my Thesis and It. Feels....
Now 30 more pages or essays, two take home exams, and two finals stand between me and a shiny new piece of paper!
fairly-forceful: hungarian: if there’s a watermelon there should be an earthmelon, a firemelon, & an airmelon There was. But everything changed when the firemelon attacked.
whiskyandoldspice: i really enjoy the way everyone has distinctive keysmashes like some people favor the home row fjkdslfjlka some people go all around the keyboard like khcxzrmwe other people go with one letter hhhhhhhhhhhh or ffffffffffffffff which are two very different emotions other people start out with words and then it just disentigrates into fuck fuck fufcjkckfuckckckckcfifcj other...
sararye: theatomicboom: how do you think they made up the dark mark tattoo though like did voldemort design it in his free time in between manipulating people and releasing basilisks on muggle borns because he has some mad drawing skills let me tell you what one thing is for sure it wasn’t hermione
"POST CANNOT BE EMPTY"
Papers papers papers papers papers papers papers. If you need me, I’m probably writing papers.
thecolourofdespair: Lord Voldemort and shit I got beaten by a baby. Lord Voldemort and I am Tom Marvolo Riddle. Lord Voldemort and I’m not even in this book. Lord Voldemort and shit, where’s my nose? Lord Voldemort and Lucius you had one job. Lord Voldemort and now we’re getting somewhere. Lord Voldemort and fuck you Harry everything was going so well.
eveningowl: im-deadpool-god-dammit: I love how majestic the bald eagle looks from the side but from straight on it just looks scared and confused #literally exactly like america
enterthedreamatorium: lemonyandbeatrice: joedempsieruinedmylife: lemonyandbeatrice: I hope people learn that hating Harry Potter is okay and not being a fan of indie music is okay and preferring to go out for parties instead of sitting inside and reading is okay and it doesn’t make someone any less of a nerd or of a Nerdfighter that’s something I… hold up…who the fuck doesn’t like harry...
marmarbinks3: I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 6 fucking years ago This happened to me not ten minutes ago. I was researching for an essay and was suddenly struck with the notion that “2000” is no longer considered “recent” … what is the world coming to?! Slow down, time!
k-eelz: calliopesragingboner: one-hamburger: dicksp8jr: fionaaelizabeth: If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead what do coral even get stressed about Current events Get out. omfg
meoplelikepeople: acrackinthetardis: nickgrimshade: do you ever remember that harry is only 18 years old and he’s been accused of sleeping with 410 women and breaking up 3 marriages and he can’t even get a tattoo without being surrounded by thousands of girls and he has no privacy and never actually gets to just be an 18 year old kid For a minute I thought you were talking about Harry...